Surprise Sex Ninja


a hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of surprise s-x. his true ident-ty remains a secret.
oh my g-d, that guy was just attacked by the surprise s-x ninja.
some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).
random person 1: cool look, a ninja costume.
random person 2: that’s the surprise s-x ninja.
random person 1: why is he dry humping that guy’s -ss?

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