surprised the hell out of me
well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. but it’s surprised in big capital letters with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. it’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “you’re f-cking joking! i’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like sh-t! get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you -rs-hole.”
malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the h-ll out of me.
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