surrogate girl/boyfriend
also called a pseudo-girl/boy friend
a close friend of the opposite s-x that you spend a lot of time with and talk to often much the same as you would with a girl/boyfriend, though they never will become your girl/boyfriend due to factors such as, but not limited to: age difference, the other person being in a relationship, the other person living too far away, fear of ruining the friendship etc.
you will often to “date-like” things with them, such as: go to dinner and a movie, take them to a party to introduce them to your friends, or have them meet your parents. though you will never do other “date-like” things, such as: hold hands while walking, get/give a kiss goodnight, have them to a big family function like christmas dinner etc.
can be a cause of grief and jealousy if one of the friends is in a relationship and their girl/boyfriend feels threatened by the surrogate friend.
not to be mistaken for a friend with benefits, there are no s-xual conotations on a surrogate friend.
bob: i feel so bad for tim, he really likes sharon but she’s been with her boyfriend for 8 months now, so tim really has no chance
bill: i know eh, they go to movies almost once a week, and tim always pays. and they went on that camping trip on the long weekend. if someone didnt know better, they’d think tim and sharon were going out
bob: tim only wishes that was the case. poor guy is hung up on her bad. sharon is like his surrogate girlfriend
-having a surrogate girl/boyfriend sucks
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