Surround Sex
has the same concept as surround sound and basically gives you the effect of actually being there part-taking in actual s-x. this requires three (3) or more beds in one room arranged either horizontally or vertically. surround s-x can only be achieved when both roommates in the outer beds are having s-x but the one (or more then one) roommate in the middle isn’t having s-x. hence the effect of surround s-x as he is both surrounded by the sound in at least stereo and the creaking of beds so it gives the impression to the one roommate experiencing this surround s-x, that he/she is actually having s-x but sadly they are not.
optional and creepy: the one roommate in the middle not having s-x can m-st-rb-t- to make his surround s-x experience more realistic.
lets say your roommates name is mike.
“hey mike how was that surround s-x last night?”
“oh it was great even though it keep me up all night the surround feeling of surround s-x made it seem close to real and masturbating only made it better. it was a win win situation for everyone in my opinion.”
“sure. creepy… glad you don’t mind though”
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