Survey Bitch


a female that posts a survey bulletin on mysp-ce (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their mysp-ce friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey b-tch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: “have you had your heart broken lately?” or “do you think relationships are worth it?” etc… the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. the survey b-tch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the t-tle of the bulletin the following t-tle: “i’m doing a survey because i was bored.” when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
the following is a real life example of survey done by a survey b-tch.

do you think​ relat​ionsh​ips are ever reall​y worth​ it?
haaaa!
no comment.

when was the last time you were extre​mely disap​point​ed?​​​
yesterday night.

the last perso​n you kisse​d and the next perso​n you’​​​ll kiss the same?​​​
haa.

honestly;probally never again

are you missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
“no comment.

what were you doing​ at 11:​​​00 am today​?​​​
asleep.

i had a rough night.

regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
yes.

caring about things.

keep in mind that this particular survey b-tch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.

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