survive
what you have no chance of doing if your base belong to cats, an intergallactic n-z- with a heart of gold.
if you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.
cats: you have no chance to survive, make your time.
here are some things you must know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the head
1)don’t call black people the “n” word(yes we all know what it is)
2)don’t stand in the middle of a f-cking highway, like my friend did
3)never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you’ll end up f-cking yourself over
4)don’t f-ck any animals, its not polite and it is f-cking nasty
5)crack kills(meaning don’t stare at a fat mans -ss crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself a.s.a.p)
6)never have orgy’s over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you’ll see many cracks(thats bad)
7)listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an elephant(i enjoy black metal)
reading this helps many survive the daily life of a peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and p-ss this on to as many dumb-sses you know
how to survive the daily life of a citizen of planet earth, please don’t f-ck up after you’ve read this
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