SUSFUBAR
military acronym, short for “situation unchanged, still f-cked up beyond all recognition (reality). a blending of susfu and fubar, .you can use it when the sh-t has really hit the fan and does not stop.
it’s friday night in a gourmet bistro, and things have really gone to sh-t. the produce delivery didn’t happen, the fry cook has the sh-ts, and the dupes keep pouring in. orders are coming back, and things are backing up. someone asks the chef how things are doing, he replies “fubar!”
a couple hours later, he gets asked again. things haven’t changed one bit. p-ssed off at the maitre d’, he shouts “thins are susfubar! now get out of my f-cking kitchen before i gouge out your eyes and skullf-ck you!”
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