sushi and smash
a routine, commonly found among california douchebags, whereby one parlays a sushi-date into a one night stand.
douche 1: hey bro, so are you going to do a little netflix and chill with roxanne tonight?
douche 2: nah bruh… we’re going to sushi and smash instead.
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