the ancient art of j-panese cuisine, where a man covers his erect p-n-s in fish eggs of any type. he then proceeds to have s-xual intercourse with a female of mutual consent, with full intentions of creating small asian fish babies.
steven: i totally sushi rolled tina last night bro.
tyler: oh yeah? how was it?
steven: it was phenomenal… she’s bringing the wasabi later tonight.
- gl*ss victim
a person who can’t accept an apology from someone who accidentally hurt them and complains how they’ve been hurt. i’ve b-mped into this gl-ss victim this morning by accident and spilled his coffee. i said sorry and that i didn’t mean it but he was complaining how i burned him and ruined his shirt.
raava is the spirit of peace and light and, after fusing with wan, the avatar spirit. she is one of the oldest known spirits, having existed over ten thousand lifetimes before the appearance of the first humans. “raava, i’ve missed you where have you been?”-avatar korra to raava 💙
fast action greek origin dice game, wildly popular in southern-european and middle eastern urban sub-cultures in the 1970s/1980s. i am going to skip the friday night poker game with the chaldeans to go play barboot downtown at pistol pete’s blind pig.
- all that and a can of worms
1) the opposite version of 90’s slang term “all that and a bag of chips”, which means “good, plus extra!” 2) to mean that a person is “all that (they’re said to be)” and worse. someone that, once given an opportunity, is likely to become more controversial and problematic than they already are or are […]
- chopstick math
taking advantage of post-meal times to share some math concepts to kids, with reusable or disposable chopsticks. mr. ian has been using chopstick math with his two daughters to teach them some rich geometric ideas, instead of relying on forks and knives to do so—the sharp tools could prove unsafe for the girls.