Sushi Turn Over
it’s a s-x act when a female and a male get together. and the male -j-c-l-t-s in her nose filling up the nostrils with s-m-n. the male then slaps the female with his p-n-s on her head as hard as he can. the female then accepts the male’s p-n-s to incert her -n-l. the male then incerts unwantingly to the female a glow-in-the dark stick inside the v-g-n-. forcing the glow-in-the dark stick back in forth in the v-g-n-. the female yells out loud three times ” how you like!!!” with an asian accent. after she says that show some blood and/or get a bucket full of blood. gargle blood, s-m-n, vomit, and mucus/boogers/snot with the male/female. whip your -ss on the pillow leaving behind a skid mark of cr-p. the male then turns the female over on her stomach and her back facing him, he -j-c-l-t-s on her back with loads of s-m-n waiting to spread all over her backside. the female then starts making out with the male’s p-n-s while giving the male a bl-w j-b, during this process she rams the glow stick hard and fast as she can. the male slams the female and gives her snorting dragon. while she is trying to talk she yells out loud five times “sushi turn over”. the male whips his ball sack in dog sh-t covering the entire ball sack, the female sucks on the ball sack until the dog sh-t is off the male’s ball sack. the male and female make out while the female’s mouth is full of gooie dog sh-t.
person 1 – “ay need anything today?”
person 2 – ” yeah dog sh-t, blood, and a glow stick”
person 1 – ” sushi turn over?”
person 2 – ” f-ck yeah!”
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