Susman Sammy
the act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
like it’s literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bl–dy splotch.
“rest in peace derrick. if he didn’t pull a susman sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little wh-r-bag would still be here.”
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