suspenders
the best addition to any outfit
great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the b–bs
everyone wears suspenders
if you watched “gone in 60 seconds,” sphinx, memphis’ friend wore them, and he was kick -ss
the straps hanging from a suspender belt that hold up a girl’s stockings. more commonly used term in england. there are usually 2, 4, or 6 suspenders with 4 and 6 being the most common.
i saw a girl trying on shoes the other day and got a fantastic view up her skirt. my c-ck got an instant hard on when i saw she was wearing stockings and suspenders.
when a girls t-ts are laying out and too much cleavage is exposed
person: hey rebecca! you need some suspenders!
an excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful bl-wj-bs.
nerd: “dude, i totally would have gotten a bl-wj-b, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my p-n-s and t-st-cl-s.”
other: “why did’nt you just pull it out of your fly?”
nerd: “suspenders, chess, dungeons and dragons, harry potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter………” (hangs himself)
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