Sussex County Traffic Jam
when you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in suss-x county nj while driving and its doing 5 mph and won’t get the out of the way. this is the most traffic you will see in suss-x, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
bobby-joe: “i was on my way home from shop rite with a case of coors light and got stuck in some bad traffic”
jimmy: “dang, at this hour?”
bobby-joe: “it was a suss-x county traffic jam”
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