sustainable sex


it’s when two people are extremely de-hydrated, but in order to save water, and hence the planet, they engage in a s-xual activity of 69, having both genitals in respective oral capacities. they then proceed to relieve themselves of bodily fluids so it becomes a cycle of flowing liquid which will moisten up them throats.
“i’m an environmentalist! i do sustainable s-x!”

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