suu

a phrase used when someone or something is embar-ssing or of ownage cl-ssification; also a subsitution for saying ‘owned!’.
usually said out loud in a crowd or group blantantly declaring the ownage or embar-ssment. derived from the blood call ‘suu woop’
ex:1
spen “you hear that she had s-x in room 435?”
ryan “suu!”

ex:2
-“we got third place in ohio”
-“suu!”
adj.
;a sound effect made with any movement that was deemed cool

example: he threw a punch at me but i dodged it like “suuuuuuuu”
an innuendous exclamation used after describing s-xual experiences.
michael rosen: “there we were, sitting in our rows, behind our desks breeding very very quietly.- no noise at all. suus”
an adjective that can describe anything and everything, all depending on how the word is said.
“d-mn, that girl is suus” said in a disgusted tone if the 300lb girl is wearing a tank top

“whoa, suus!” said in an amazed tone if your team comes back in the bottom of the 9th
southern utah university. also known as “byu south (brigham young university)”.

suu is a school made up mostly of mormon’s too afraid to venture outside of utah. it is a known fact that most utahns stay in utah because to move outside the bubble would be to much of a culture shock. as such, suu is a backwards, conservative mormon school that tried to marry a man to a dog to protest “gay marraige”… oh i’m sorry, i mean to “support traditional marraige”. also, friday nights, the most happening scene is the inst-tute dance in the church gym! (inst-tute is mormon seminary, located across the street. all utah schools are required to have a adjacent mormon seminary building).

they also fire professors for swearing (arbitrarily), require students to sign “no alcohol” waivers for school trips, and require prayer in school.

it’s a great school to find nice pretty mormon girls who still have s-x though, as long as you don’t tell the

hey, where’s a good school to find jack-mormons and pretentious utah ingrates?

suu!