SUVan


a term describing an suv with van like qualities including a sloped front end and a slide opening side door, most likely has 4wheel drive and is driven by soccer moms, or a gay male….like brandons dad
brandons hot mom drives an suvan all year round, shes so f-cking sweet.

brandons dad works on utility poles, while he works he uses his suvan.

bkef…o my

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    a turtle f-cker for quick cash. totally disgusting beyond all belief, one look will turn you to stone and make you sh-t rocks from your -n-s. best you shuddup or i’ll get heather pepper onto you!


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