Suvvy
something that is both “soft” and “fuzzy”. pr-nounced (su-vee) first coined in 1965 by someone with a name just as unique. most often used to describe a stuffed animal, a kitten, or a blankie.
it is not necessarily warm, cute, pleasant smelling, dead or alive. just soft and fuzzy; things that can be considered “suvvy” are: roadkill, fabios -ss hair, a baby blanket, stuffed animals, velvet and fleece, but not satin.
omg, i just hit a possum! immediately, i picked up the poor roadkill and stroked him. he was a little stiff, but still covered in suvvy fur that felt like fabio’s -ss hair, so soft, so fuzzy. i wrapped him up in a baby blanket next to a stuffed animal for company, you know, just in case he woke up, and i placed his little maggot-ridden body in a shoe box lined in velvet. i placed the lid over him and said a prayer, then i pulled the string from my fleece jacket and tied the box shut. as i drove over a beautiful bridge on that sunny day, i said farewell to my suvvy friend as i flung him over the side; “goodbye little guy, we’ll always have fabio”
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