svelt pelt
svelt pelt is basically trim that you shouldn’t find hot as h-ll but still wanna hit it. i mean like, c-grade strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.
want a better mental image? colonel gathers post-op
“sh-t, she is hot man!”
“dude, she’s a c-grade stripper at best. if she didn’t have that huge c-section scar i would bet money that she used to be a he.”
“i dunno man, she gives me the weirdest b-n-r. i want that svelt pelt!”
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