Svelvik


svelvik is a small city in vestfold in norway. the mayor is handicapped. we owe huge amounts of money. there´s a lot of thugs in svelvik, some of them are very random. there´s a few slums there too. since it´s a small city, n-body has heard of svelvik, so you just say that you live close to drammen. if you have lived there a long time, you say svælvik.
1: hey, where you live?
2: i live in svelvik
1: ah, the place filled with thugs and slums?
2: h-ll yeah!

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