swamp cougar
a derogatory term used for a beautiful, intelligent woman, generally by a sad old salad dodger who is jealous that they could never get such a fine piece of -ss
check out that swamp cougar clawing that fit young man, i wish i was him
swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. she hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.
check out that swamp cougar she’s handy she’s randy she f-cks in the street.
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