swab job
(n) when, at the doctors office, one receives a throat culture test.
man, that nurse just gave me the best swab job ever! too bad i have strep throat.
receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a q tip or cotton swab. also known as an “sj” or the good ol gerstenzang. in honor of leo gerstenzang, the inventor of the q tip.
i was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a swab job.
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