Swab Summer
1. a lack of common sense
2. a highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant
3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks
4. a 7 week period when all males only -j-c-l-t- on the day the lord made.
5. a time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
bro, that was a pretty rough swab summer, it took me about 7 months to even get a female to stay within a football field of me the smell was so bad.
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