Swackenhammer


when one’s medical practices are slightly “unorthodox” and usually requires use of a “special tool” that can cure anything. often referred in a h-m-s-xual (or “queer”) manner.
swackenhammer

(1) john goes to the doctor:

doc: ” so what can i do for you today, john?”
john: ” well, you see doc, i’ve been having this ear…
doc: (cutting john off) take off your pants john.
john: “… wait, excuse me doc.”
doc: “we have to find the root of your problem, john.”

john: “doc, its only an ear ache”..
doc: “now, now john, just be a good boy and take off your pants. lie flat on your stomach on the table and lets see what we’re working with.”

–john hesitantly obeys–

doc: “now take a deep breath john”

–the sound of a zipper is heard–

john: “doc, what are you doing…..wait! that doesn’t go there!!!

john has just been swackenhammered!

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