Swadlovski


having a poo in a public place (toilets do not count) and not getting caught, examples include on a bus, in the cinema or from a tree.
the term is coined from the dirty bottomed walking motion the poo’er gets from not wiping and quickly fleeing the scene.
examples have been caught on cctv famously a child in walmart and a woman in a shopping centre, both can be found on many media streaming sites.
that kid just dropped a “swadlovski”

he’s on a “swadlovski” him

she got a “swadlovski” kicking off

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