swaffle


to take ones p-n-s and slap backwards and forwards across a partner’s face in a repet-tive manner. can result in eye injury.
hey look at roderick giving helene a good swaffle! he must really like her.
the act of c-ck-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from dutch culture
sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. she did and he swaffled her. she broke up with him.
to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) p-n-s. the word was invented in belgium – in the flemish part of the country, where a variaton of dutch is spoken. and yes, they’re very proud of it.

a swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

there is a difference between a brussel’s waffle and a brussel’s swaffle
i shall swaffle you. g-d wills it!
the art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your c-ck,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your p-n-s on her face,like a sunburn.
that chick over there is such a prep,i would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

the teachers alais (ms.infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that i would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig s-sser could call his b-tt buddies on me.because there is no way in h-ll he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while i was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
soggy waffles. much like ookie cookies and biscuits and gravy, but the waffle holes hold the j-zz alot better for the all you can eat feeling.
you guys totally busted out into swaffles last night around 4 am.
a beautiful combination of a soccer ball and a waffle. can also cause injury in eye.
i just kicked the swaffle into someones eye!
hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o f-ck here they come!!!
yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was hilarious

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