Swag Grenade
when someone has so much swag that the onlooker feels like they were hit with a grenade of pure swaggage.
jeff: hey man, you heard of that m-f- tyler the creator?
cliff: yeah what about him?
jeff: i saw a pic of him man. felt like i was h-t with a swag grenade!
cliff: for serious???
jeff: for definitely.
christy: hey you dropped somethin.
robin: -looks down-
christy: your swag!
robin: that’s a lie! that onlooker there took one glance at me and she looked like she was h-t with a swag grenade!
christy: you’re right. forgive me.
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