swag hag
a girl/woman who dates or hooks up with boys/men who have considerable “swag” or c-ckiness. a swag hag jumps from partner to partner after those she’s with have lost their swag. the attraction is found simply out of the impact the person has on the swag hag’s image.
madonna is a swag hag.
a person who only attends an event or convention to get free goodies and/or gift bags.
sally hates weddings she is only going because guests get a gift bag. she’s such a swag hag.
1. a girl who claims to have “swag.”
2. a girl who is surrounded by swaggots.
“my boys have so much swag.”
“no they don’t, you swaghag.”
someone who makes swag an everyday part of their exitense. who’s swag is so out of control it annoys the general public.
he had his swag hag on full throttle while painting the house.
1) a woman who is unsuccessful at her attempts to have s-x with any number of her straight male friends.
2) an unintentional groupie; someone who goes out of the way to prove she is “one of the boys” in attempt to be seen as s-xual attractive; in a derogatory sense, it can be synonymous with “tomboy”
april o’neil is a total swag hag.
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