swag meter


when you see something that is high in swag, you say ‘swag meter’ to indicate that the swag-o-meter is going off.
person 1: -walks into a store and sees a kick -ss pair of nikes- “wow, swag meter.”
person 2: -looks at the nikes person one sees.- “that is a definite swag meter.”

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