Swag scale
1 lift = 200 swags or 4 yolos
1 yolo = 50 swags
(easy) swags can be obtained by purchasing any; snapback, skinny jeans, ymcmb or mmg alb-m, any obey merchandise, or having a personal charisma.
(medium) yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, f-cking up in school and working at mcdonalds, or just messing up.
(hard) lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle m-ss.
(bonus) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82… on that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
basically from f-cking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
ha ok i just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 yolos on the swag scale
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