swag shag


the meaning behind ‘swag sh-g’ is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. it is the activity of simply having s-xual intercourse with a clean shaven v-g-n-.
borris: how was last night bro?
ben : total swag sh-g
borris: that clean ‘ay

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