Swagass


a person who swags (aka flakes) a lot.
man, the past three times i called dave this week he said he’d call me back and then never did. what a swag-ss.

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    a safe kept bank of swag man he’s got a swag bank up in his room everywhere from left to right

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    when there is so much swag, that the value of it drops. because everyone has it. this is usually due to the presence of a swagmachine. omg swagflation much, everyone is sagging! not cool bro. too much good stuff? too much swag!

  • Swagnostic

    when a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends if you say swagger one more time i will kill you. i’m swagnostic i guess.

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    giving a reach-around handjob to an overweight man while spitting (including flem or small amount of vomit) into his -n-s, before tonguing it. similar to a rusty trombone. the person had a bad cold before giving a rusty trombone to a hairy fat dude, and then sneezed in his -ss. it turned into a swamp […]

  • Swan Worthy

    an unattractive female that has the potential to look much better. in need of or deserving of an extreme makeover. dude a: “that chick’s lookin’ frumpy” dude b: “i think she’s swan worthy” dude a “i could see that.”


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