Swagfest


when so much swag is present in one room, it almost acts as a swag black hole. until all the the swag in a room is present in one living ent-ty….this person becomes the swagfest.
freind 1: hey lets go to and make a swagfest
freind 2: i dont know man, the last time that happened i heard only one person survived
when a bro/hoe is the embodiment of ultimate swag, all other non-swagalicious people cringe in jealousy.
jake: jeez, look at shane, the ladies are all over him and he doesn’t even give a f-ck.

oliver: dude, he’s a swag fest.

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