Swagger Level


the measure of one’s swag or cool. a swagger level has the ability to increase to immeasurable numbers following a positive occurrence or drop drastically to negative figures following a negative occurrence. one of the first notable references to a swagger level occurred when kanye west -ssessed his very own levels in the popular tune “swagger like us.”
“my swagger level is on a hundred thousand trillion after getting head from the hottest girl on the block after she ate a popsicle.”
“d-mn, leroy. that chick you gave your card to was a tranny! your swagger level is on negative 12, buddy.”

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