Swagger Love
the mad love, respect, praise and/or worship of someone’s sawgger. it could be you, or someone walking down the street.
it is a very high form of respect, not to be taken or used lightly, at all, under any circ-mstances.
someone with a lot of swagger love usually has a lot of chicks and/or dudes following them around constantly
random guy 1: “man that chick is supa bad, lets follow her to her car.”
random guy 2: “true dat, she gets mad swagger love from me!”
chick: “d-mn it, this is the third time today. i hope they’ll just go away”
girl 1: “ooh p.j. is so fine. i like his swag”
girl 2: “don’t i know it, but i believe the feeling you are expressing at the moment is called swagger love”
girl 1: who cares? all i know is he can holla at me anytime” -smiles at p.j. and winks-
girl 2: (under breath) “stupid wh-r-”
girl 1: “huh?”
girl 2: “nothin girl, i said he got nice abs”
girl 1: “oh. he do don’t he?” -smiles again-
that boy is so freakin insecure ,don’t talk to him he gets no swagger love from anybody boo.
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