Swaggerized


something that was once dull, useless, and slightly annoying but is now awesome in every sense of the word.
dude 1: “dude, you got a used honda for your first car?”
dude 2: “yeah, isn’t it awesome?”
dude 1: “no, actually, it’s pretty dull and slightly annoying.”
dude 2: “but i attached a jet engine to it.”
dude 1: “woah dude, that’s flippin’ swaggerized!”

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