Swaggerless Monkey


swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) one without or lacking swagger. 2.) an unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.
julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. what a swaggerless monkey.

anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.

ex: “you shirtless monkey…” ummm no, that’s swaggerless monkey.

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