Swaggotism


a subculture of western society. “swaggots” wear snapback hats, lens-less gl-sses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as “facebook/twitter famous”) and use the word “swag”. they spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to justin bieber and 1d. do not attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a “hater”. not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula’s, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.
“omg justin bieber is my world, you’re just a hater and jealous of his talent” swaggotism ladies and gentlemen…

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