a individual who believes they have ‘swag’ nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
pete: they are truly indeed swagless
8 more definitions
a douche bag
person 1: yo you got a black n mild
person 2: nah i don’t smoke black n milds those are for f-gs
person 1: haha yeah just f-ck-ng with you
dylan levitt: i have a black n mild
person 1: wow swagless n-gg-
person 2: yeah f-ckinn sir stunts a lot
sam:look at what kelly is wearing.
nick: dude i know she is swagless.
one who carries or has no swag, or basically is lame
d-mn boy your so swagless.
the act of having no swag
to be lame, a loser or have no friends
hannah is swagless
bruce is a cool dude, therefore he is not swagless
of or possessing no dollar-sign wag, incurable…unfortunate
ryan: pat, i hear that girl kelly is swagless
pat: i know ryan, d-mn shame, d-mn shame.
the opposite of this poster’s personality. when an definithing user tries to make up a word to start a new trend, they automatically are annointed with swag juice.
how swagless of you to adhere to maintream music.
a special kind of douche. when a person decides to wear a sweater loosely around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche. to increase douchiness, one only has to pop a collared shirt whilst sweaterdouching to increase douche level. for those who don’t know, there are other ways to wear a sweater. 1) wear […]
- taint spanker
when one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn’t get any action dont be a f-ck-ng “taint spanker” and come buck these girls in the -ss with me
- take a bath
suffer a financial loss my brother, he kinda take a bath, so he had to sell his jet skis
- afters*x farts
when the s-x is so good that you fart really loud after…. and no it’s not a queef. my girlfriend and i had such good s-x that my afters-x farts were heard by the neighbors.
a slang word used in place of awesome or crazy. that party was freakin dizain man!