Swagmones
similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, s-xy, and almost intimidating to the opposite s-x due to the amount of swag radiating from her. her dance moves are s-xier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. during a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.
today my hot coworker slipped me his number, i got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. girl, my swagmones are out of control!
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