Swagshot
when one enters a situation with a high degree of confidence only to have his or her expectations suddenly and shockingly crushed.
guy: “yoooo, this b-tch wants my d-ck. i can see it in her eyes.”
guy’s best friend: “really? do you want her too?”
guy: “i mean, she is eye f-cking me. and i can have her whenever i want. maybe if other sh-t falls through”
guy’s best friend: “… awkward cause she just blew me.”
guy overhearing the conversation: “oh sh-t, ahhaha swagshot!”
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