swallowed an anaconda
an expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they’ve just curled out an unfeasably large long t-rd.
i was round at the in laws for sunday lunch and i got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn’t flush, in fact i had to explain to her mum that i must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn’t amused!
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