swallowed the hog


when a gal gives ya head
chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 am??
chap 2: i’ve come with the best news regarding the woman i’ve been courting!
chap 1: wot then??
chap 2: she’s swallowed the hog!!
chap 1: you slimy b-st-rd! congrats!

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