Swallower’s Remorse
after swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn’t done so. usually because the c-m flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the s-xual history of the c-m dumper.
one girl to another: i totally have swallower’s remorse!!
another: why?
girl: i gave jp head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! i mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! i gargled half a bottle of listerine, but i swear i can still taste it!
another: maybe he hadn’t jerked off in a while.
girl: you might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. well let’s go do shots of tequila, maybe that will wash it away.
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