Swamp Cock
the unfortunate condition in which the p-n-s has become so inflamed by the toxins of a woman’s swamp p-ssy that the c-ck itself begins to change colors and ferment. the horrible odor emanated by the rotting flesh is enough to be noticed from a great distance.
man: dang, i got some mad swamp c-ck. i don’t think i can make it to that job interview.
woman: sorry about that…
when you run a 10k and your c-ck is smelly and creamy
anyone in the army
josh d
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