Swamp Cooler


when a woman gives a bl-w j-b with ice in her mouth and suddenly spits out the ice cube and crams it up his -n-s.
bruce gave a surprised squeal of glee when his wife gave him a swamp cooler.
(must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
after a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he’s sitting and finds a comfortable position. he then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. in turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
“my gooch is so sweaty right now…i need to do the swamp-cooler.”

Read Also:

  • swaxy

    combination of sweet and s-xy. that girl is swaxy yo! check out that swaxy booty!

  • Champly

    someone who is a total stud. “did you see that guy kyle nussberger? g-d he is so champly”

  • walsking

    a cooler more hip way of saying walking. mikaela was walsking down the street trying to attract some hotties.

  • Chanelle Keating

    a really funny, outgoing and beautiful girl. she is allways exciting to talk to, and allways has nice things to say. she is smart, and seems very responsible. a chanelle has curly hair, and looks great with it, but also can look very stunning with straight hair. she is the type of person you are […]

  • wambagon

    very ugly fat stupid female. that fat hoe is a wambagon. or that wambagon is a nacka


Disclaimer: Swamp Cooler definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.