Swamp-Question
when you feel awkward about a situation and ask some other person’s opinion about it and things suddenly become more strange than before causing you to ask another swamp-question, which will eventually pull you deeper and deeper in the swamp.
-you kissed a girl’s head on a party and later on ask her if she was p-ssed at you-
boy: “hey, remember when i, like, kissed your head?”
girl: “yeah sure”
boy: “so, uh, are you p-ssed at me for doing it, ’cause you’ve not been talking to me for days now”
girl: “why should i? didn’t it use to be a friendship-kiss?”
-feels strange now-
boy: “yeah of course it was, was it to you? (sh-t, i’m quite good at asking swamp-questions…)”
etc.
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