swamp zombie


an unresponsive s-x partner found in the bayous of louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during s-x.
i don’t know if -it- was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.

Read Also:

  • jimmyjojojunior

    coolest name on the internet. not affiliated with joey joe joe junior shabadoo from the simpsons. damo

  • Sweater Kitties

    br–sts, implying cuteness rather than size, as of sweater puppies. thought to be used more in geek subculture. “i can’t believe it! ghastly signed my sweater kitties!”

  • Sweaty Cock

    an irritating property sales type strutting the costas whilst perspiring like a garden sprinkler look at that big headed sweaty c-ck, i bet he sells apartments on la!

  • chest cannons

    large, attractive br–sts “g-d d-mn, look at the chest cannons on that girl over there”

  • chest lettuce

    the little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unb-ttoned collar of a hairy man’s shirt. a vegetarian synonym for taco meat. bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.


Disclaimer: swamp zombie definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.