swampjack
n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.
after going for a three mile jog in mid-june, stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.
bill: stan, what the h-ll are you doing on my laptop?
stanley: a swampjack.
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