n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.
after going for a three mile jog in mid-june, stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.
bill: stan, what the h-ll are you doing on my laptop?
stanley: a swampjack.
- Swamp Guinea
white trash guidos that are the most obnoxious people in the neighborhood. the diner was infested with swamp guineas last night. my in laws are a bunch of swamp guineas from belleville and call me everyday to argue. decided not to go to surf club because of the line of swamp guineas around the block. […]
- 74th Base
when you f-ck everyone you know who possesses a name beginning with the next 5 letters in the alphabet after yours. you must then do 69 + 5 other positions to equal 74 person a:- guess what, i reached 74th base with rob last night person b:- i know, because i was the letter u
a balloon full of air instead of helium, so that it just lays around being boring on the floor. wow bro this kid is poor he could only afford floorlloons for his party.. i guess we could kick them around.
description of a rare male body type. those described as “leenhouts” generally resemble a human form of homer simpson. lumbering and square shaped with no discernible features. stems from a dutch expression which is loosely translated as “melting house” may or may not have extensive 5 o’clock shadow. wow, look at kenny in that speedo, […]
- Letter B
letter b is a game usually played when you and your friends are stoned. when someone says a word that begins with the letter “b”, you and everyone else gets to punch that person until they say, “letter b.” it is the most fun when stoned because you tend to not pay too much attention […]