swan dive
another term for c-rp-t m-nch-r
“hey, is that maria making out with margaret? i guess she does the swan dive”
when you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.
i had to go so bad, i ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as i got to the can.
something azuritereaction should do
dez, swan dive
the act of abruptly proceeding to fingerbash a female in an unexpected and inappropriate manner.
john felt dinner with sarah was getting awkward so he went for a swan dive to break the tension.
the act of swan diving into bed as you would into a pool whilst inadvertantly inserting yourself into your female partner.
– dude, my girlfriend was sleeping last night, totally did a swan dive! – no way!!!
when a person stands on the toiletbowl, takes a dump, and has it land in the water, splashing upward toward the person.
“i did a swandive in the bathroom and got feces and water all over the floor.”
heroically underappreciated talent. went from initially promising beginnings to obscurity.
‘boy, that bruce campbell sure did a swandive.’
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